Thursday, February 22, 2018

Humor & Wisdom 12/09

Hi all,

What better way to celebrate the Holiday than with some laughter and some wisdom?

First the laughs:


1. You want to see if it’s like the dream.

2. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”

3. To stop those guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

4. So that with a little help from Muzak, you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your resume.

5. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.

6. Diverts attention from the fact that you came to work late.

7. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.

8. No one steals your chair.


1. She/he has started sitting at the computer naked.

2. After signing off, he/she has a cigarette.

3. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone’s ass.

4. He/she has gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

5. The jam in the laser printer is caused by a pair of underwear.

6. During sex she/he screams, “COLON BACK-SLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!”

7. There are frequently empty lube bottles in the trash can next to the computer.

8. There is lipstick on the computer screen.

And now some wisdom:

I am often amazed at how giving my love away fills me.  Or perhaps it is more accurate to say “letting love flow through me,” than “giving my love away,” because it is not “my” love.  I do not own it.  I do not even know where it comes from.  “I” just need to get out of the way and let love be expressed through this vessel known as “Peter.”
Anyway, if I do not allow this kind of expression to happen frequently, it feels like I get all clogged up inside, like I am energetically constipated.  When I start to feel needy, rather than trying to “get something,” I instead look for ways to allow love to flow through me.  I then often end up feeling filled and others feel more alive as well. So I keep looking to create connections with people in which I can simply be present with them in such a way that I “see” them and they can feel “seen.”  It can be with the check-out person at the grocery store, or with Donna or Kavi, or with clients in my office, or with friends, or with my kitty, Echo, or with a tree or a cloud.

During this Holiday season:

May you fill yourself by allowing love to flow through you.
May you be the initiator of love rather than waiting for someone else to love you.
And may you have fun and laugh a lot!!

With all my Heart…..Peter

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